One file. 3,333 croakers.
There are not 3,333 croaker files on Bitcoin. There is one — 58,167 bytes holding the 24 parts, the 28 shaders, the 9 motions, the rules, and the exact generator. When you open your edition, it asks the on-chain runtime which edition it is, re-derives the entire 3,333-croaker plan from the master seed, and composes yours on the spot. Same maths, same answer, for everyone, forever.
Your edition
Each of the 3,333 editions is a claim on one croaker — no artwork bytes of its own.
58,167 bytes
24 parts · 28 shaders · 9 motions · the rules · the generator. Everything, once.
on Bitcoin
“which edition
am I?”
Which edition am I?
The only outside call the file makes is to another on-chain asset. No server decides anything.
The whole plan, every time
Backgrounds, faces, motions, the Crown — recomputed from one seed with the exact generator. Bit-for-bit the same on every machine.
1 of 28 · 4 of 24 · 1 of 9
One shader, one head, two eyes, one mouth, one motion — assembled into a self-contained piece in your browser.
Summoned.
Identical for every viewer, on every device, for as long as Bitcoin exists.
The recursion, running in your browser.
This croaker was not downloaded. The page holds the same generator and the same compressed parts as the file on Bitcoin, and it just re-derived a croaker from them — background shader running, motion playing, face composed from four of the 24 parts.